kerielle: Top Ten: Most Outrageous Things A Guy Has Said To Me (Subject to change.)

Saturday, January 28, 2012

Top Ten: Most Outrageous Things A Guy Has Said To Me (Subject to change.)

10) "Hey, how much do you weigh?"

9) "Not to be awkward...but how many kids do you want to have?" (First date.)

8) "Are you sure that's going to fit you? It looks really small."

7) "It's times like these I want to ask you to wait for me."

6) "It was nice to meet you. Hey...so my roommates are having this poetry slam at my apartment tomorrow. It's not really my thing but...can I get your number?"

5) "I was wondering how much you would charge me to sew me a jujitsu costume?"

4) "So...what inspires you to wake up in the morning?"

3) "Right now you've probably hear some...things...that are making you feel...awkward...Right now my goal is to...make those things...go away."

2) Him: "You're hot..."
Me: "What?"
Him: "You're body is really hot. Do you have a fever?"

DRUM ROLL...

1) "I was wondering if I could paint you some time."

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