Today I was smart.
Today I wore GLOVES all while I worked, even though that meant stealing a pair of gloves from an unsuspecting co-worker.
Shhh...
To no avail.
I slipped with my staple puller and nailed my finger as usual.
I thought, "Jiminy! That hurt. Good thing I'm wearing these gloves!"
I removed the gloves to look at my finger anyway.
ANOTHER GOUGE. And a bad one at that.
Through my gloves.
Question of the day: how do so many college students afford such nice cars? I'm still seeing how long I can last without groceries...
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